Meaningless Blog Post No. 127!

Let’s evaluate our options shall we?

  • Narnia – features rolling hills forests and marshlands. Also, talking animals, mythological creatures, witches, dwarfs and lots of magic.
  • Neverland – features a fun island of flying, fairies, mermaids, pirates, several moons and suns and a virtual end to the passage of time. Yay for never aging!
  • Wonderland – features a strange place of beauty with a creepy Cheshire cat, a hookah-smoking caterpillar, a rabbit obsessed with being on time, lots of talking animals, and the Queen of Hearts who likes to scream “Off with their heads!” a lot.
  • Hogwarts – the finest magical institution in the Wizarding world! Be prepared for the following features: giant castle you can get lost in, lots of magic, ghosts, elves, the occasional troll, a basilisk, the forbidden forest filled with unicorns, man-eating spiders, werewolves, centaurs and other mythological creatures. You’ll study various magical subjects like Transfiguration, Charms, Potions,  Defense Against the Dark Arts and more. Also, there’s Hogsmead, Quidditch and The Triwizard Tournament.
  • Camelot – haven’t watched the TV series so can’t comment
  • Middle Earth – features a beautiful world of Hobbits, Humans, Elves, Dwarfs, Wizards and Ents. Also features a not-so-beautiful world of Orcs, Trolls, the Nazgul, Uruk-Hai’s and the Dark Lord Sauron. Also, there are creatures like gollum, dragons, balrogs, hell hawks, wargs and so much more. Choosing Middle-Earth means choosing to engage in a battle between good and evil.
  • Westeros – features a large amount of land that is relatively uncharted and is currently being battled over by several people for ultimate rule. It’s inhabitants include humans, giants, children of the forest and ‘the others’. Also, lots of animals like direwolves, dragons, unicorns, shadowcats etc.

Hmm… Hogwarts and Middle-Earth beats Narnia, Neverland and Wonderland. Westeros is a great place too but not if you possess female organs. There’s enough sexism to deal with in the real world so I don’t think I’m going to choose a fantasy land that’s rampant with that as well. Anyway…… final verdict isss…..HOGWARTS! I choose this because of the features outlined above.

I’m skipping out on the third question because ain’t nobody got time for that. 

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