Give Mom The Gift She Really Wants This Mother’s Day:
Child: Hey mom, I got you something really special for Mother’s Day! Here are some Mr. Clean products for you so you can get back to the job that really matters to you—cleaning the house.
Mom: Oh thank you, honey! I can’t imagine anything that I would enjoy more. I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, but that day at the spa you were talking about treating me to sounded awful.
(My mother might actually appreciate this but that’s because she’s a little OCD when it comes to cleanliness. Nevertheless, this is NOT Mother’s Day gift.)