But more importantly, who the hell is Evan Forsch, and how dare he call me stubborn and slow-witted?!
Oh… I get it.
But I’m still peeved.
If you are none of these and instead you prefer to do it differently like rip a whole in the center of the tube and squeeze the contents out onto your toothbrush then here’s my title for you: “Sociopathic, Inventive”. I like creativity. But please stay away from me.