I slept all wrong last night. I had the most weirdest dream. I was Sigourney Weaver aboard the spaceship Nostromo where we land on a distant planet after getting a distress signal from Captain Katherine Janeway of Star Trek Voyager. Just like in the movie ‘Alien’, it turns out to be a warning instead and there we are fighting for our lives until me and my fellow ship mates are trapped in a room, praying to a superman idol. Just when all hope is lost, low and behold I come upon something that will save us from annihilation: pepperoni sticks. ‘Cos, y’know, who doesn’t like them? So we leave a trail of pepperoni sticks leading to a compartment full of dynamo and when all the aliens were feasting in there – KABOOM. After which, we go back to Earth. And then I woke up.
I’m going to reason this particular dream with stress associated with my next midterm.
Strangely, I’ve been craving a pepperoni stick all day…
Rory: You’re happy.
Rory: Did you do something slutty?
Lorelai: *grins* I’m not that happy.
— Gilmore Girls