And this is why I hate CSI Miami.
All those one liners at the beginning of the episode (which some delightful soul has edited into one long nightmare of a youtube video if you feel the need to look that up. I had to stop it after a minute before my brain exploded), the long brooding looks out into the ocean, the sunglasses shots, the puns… make it stop, make it stop!
I’d rather watch Family Guy. THAT’S how much I hate CSI Miami.